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sodaspringz:

come to share my favourite genre of Youtube comments: Oddly specific thoughts on Wilbur Soot that are neither insults nor compliments

YouTube comment that reads: "I'm convinced Wilbur knows everything that's ever existed and just lets out little bits of information at a time".ALT
YouTube comment that reads: "sometimes i feel like wilbur is the kind of person to fall in the shower and pull on the water to help himself up".ALT
YouTube comment that reads: "Demons, ghosts, even Satan. I'd rather face all of this than the part of Wilbur's brain that makes him put his Twitch in light mode".ALT
YouTube comment that reads: "Will is the kind of person who believes in spirits but says "nuh uh" so he doesn't get scared."ALT
YouTube comment that reads: "seeing wilbur was like finding a lost child".ALT
YouTube comment that reads: "No matter what Wilbur does he always seems to be bullying children lmao".ALT
YouTube comment that reads: "Wilbur's so intelligent but when he gets drunk he loses every scrap of IQ he's ever possessed".ALT
YouTube comment that reads: "Wilbur is literally a cycle path".ALT
YouTube comment that reads: "Wilbur is like the definition of "the neighbours kid" meme".ALT
YouTube comment that reads: "Wilbur in this is like a kid who's just had his first coke at a friends birthday."ALT

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

I like characters based on the VIBES which also means I can never get into discourse for them because someone will say “well. They’re awful people because they did this and that” and I’ll go sgdjhdjbdnd but them. They. Them

“he’s literally a war criminal”

“But have you considered he’s just a little guy”

dryya-doesnt:

“I’ll keep you safe. Try hard to concentrate. Hold out your hand, can you feel the weight of it?” - I’ll Keep You Safe, Sleeping at Last

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“When we grew up, our shadows grew too — but they’re just old ghosts that we grow attached too. The tragic flaw is that they hide the truth.” - You Are Enough, Sleeping at Last

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I just accidentally inhaled fire noodle sauce powder and I’m sobbing curled up in fetal position on the ground as I am typing this through tears gehagrhshahHahahah I love tumblr hagahahaagahah

This is @wolfythewitch au if you didn’t know yahaha!!!

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finitevariety:

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Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio: Handcarved Cinema (2022)

prohaloplayer:

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clickbait sports thumbnails might be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

pharahsgf:

pharahsgf:

why do modern aus exist. what compels people to look at fun characters in unique fictional settings and go omg but imagine if they were boring young adults living in a generic suburb

every other month this gains another couple notes and someone will accuse me of exciting new isms because i find their fan fiction boring

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starryoak:

otherwindow:

As a diverse species with variants rivalling that of aquatic life, mermaids are naturally accepting of all features.

12ft tall mermom with 8 arms and 3 sets of teeth: Say bye-bye to the tiny mermaid with two lovely tails…! :)
Baby mermaid: [waves goodbye]
Scuba diver:

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i wonder if the mom actually understands that this is odd, is she using this moment as a teaching lesson to educate her child to always be kind to strangers no matter how odd they look, or does she genuinely not realize that the scuba diver is not a merperson. either way the result is the same but still

(via marinebiologyshitposts)

starryoak:

otherwindow:

As a diverse species with variants rivalling that of aquatic life, mermaids are naturally accepting of all features.

12ft tall mermom with 8 arms and 3 sets of teeth: Say bye-bye to the tiny mermaid with two lovely tails…! :)
Baby mermaid: [waves goodbye]
Scuba diver:

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i wonder if the mom actually understands that this is odd, is she using this moment as a teaching lesson to educate her child to always be kind to strangers no matter how odd they look, or does she genuinely not realize that the scuba diver is not a merperson. either way the result is the same but still

(via marinebiologyshitposts)

notbecauseofvictories:

notbecauseofvictories:

good morning exclusively to the atlantic’s science editor, or whoever it is that titles their animal biology articles

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fellas, they’ve done it again

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rebelle-capitan:

elodieunderglass:

rannulfr:

imyrdungeonmaster:

brunhiddensmusings:

crewdlydrawn:

mind-if-i-scream:

todaysbird:

it irritates me to no end when people say north american birds are dull in comparison to other countries’ birds

blue jay

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american kestrel

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painted bunting

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yellow-throated vireo

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cerulean warbler

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baltimore oriole

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american goldfinch

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northern cardinal

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You’re forgetting the red wing black bird and the great and snowy egret. Best birds of the marsh!

I love how they’re all looking into the camera like they’re modeling.

other beautiful featherbeasts include orb bird

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stylish accessory bird

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loud and delicious bird

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bird that will kung fu your face while you are grilling in your backyard

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overly dramatic fishwizard bird

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demonic creepy noise duck

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assorted sky-cats

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screaming inflatable doofus bird

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stump

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not technically native but it poops on my lawn

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toasted marshmallow friend

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How.. could you forget… MEEP… MEEP

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One of my favorite North American birds is the Californian Mountain Chickadee.

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This pudgy little bastard has a call that sounds like “Cheeseburger”.

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some nice kids, thanks @fozmeadows

“Stump” made me burst out laughing and startle the cat. 🤣

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